What A Backstabbing Cockbite(tm RvB)

I hate you, George Lucas.

I hate your marketing divions, George Lucas.

I hate your lies, George Lucas.

I hate the way you've released The Trilogy on DVD, George Lucas.

I hate what you did to Han Solo, George Lucas.

I hate 'Jedi Rocks', George Lucas.

I hate the freakin' prequels, George Lucas.

I hate Jar Jar Binks, George Lucas.

I hate the fall of the Jedi, George Lucas.

But more than anything I hate your backstabbing, cockbite ass, George Lucas.


I've got it better than many, including the greatest of Lucas's insulters (Scott Kurtz, may your opinions on The Dark One light our way forever!). I refrained from buying those filthy DVDs, a couple years ago, because of the content. I'm still not keen on purchasing DVDs that contain this... filth. This filthy vile, affront to The Trilogy.

But. I'll have the OE's.

But they're a bonus feature. HOW ON FREAKING EARTH IS THE ORIGINAL VERSION OF A FILM A "bonus feature"?! The original version IS THE FEATURE!

ARGH