*meh*
Elements of this film were great, but the key pieces necessary to deliver an excellent story were glossed over from nearly start to finish.
They should've let Bryan Singer finish Superman and then pay him whatever he wanted to return to X-Men. There were some great elements throughout, but not enough to hold everything together nearly as well as the first two films. It was basically a series of "moments" strung together by a parade of fanboy favorites.
Avoiding spoilers, I'll say that it lacked conviction.
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
Monday, May 22, 2006
"I didn't not cheat in no way"
Or, something. Usually, Bungie's mailbag is fun to read. The fact that they took the time to answer so many questions about the Halo 3 trailer was pretty cool.
This, on the other hand is just painful to read. Not only are these people stupid... they seem to want someone else (Bungie) to be aware of the degree of their density.
For the record: I was a beta tester for XBox Live. I've been a member of the Live community for nearly four years, now. The community standards are pretty freakin' apparent. To make claims along the lines of "I didn't know I could be banned for..." are outlandish to say the least.
These turkeys with multiple accounts couldn't make their intent more apparent. On the forums I help moderate we simply ban people who create multiple accounts without justification or explanation. XBL should adopt a similar policy. Why someone needs more than one gamertag is beyond me.
I've had the same 'tag since October, 2002. I've taken my XBox to numerous LAN parties and friends' homes to show off XBL. In every instance I've used my four year old 'tag. I have never needed another one. The only reason for a second 'tag, in my humble opinion, is a backup when you're trying to sneak around the system.
SQL> Delete From GamerTags Where Cheater = True;
This, on the other hand is just painful to read. Not only are these people stupid... they seem to want someone else (Bungie) to be aware of the degree of their density.
For the record: I was a beta tester for XBox Live. I've been a member of the Live community for nearly four years, now. The community standards are pretty freakin' apparent. To make claims along the lines of "I didn't know I could be banned for..." are outlandish to say the least.
These turkeys with multiple accounts couldn't make their intent more apparent. On the forums I help moderate we simply ban people who create multiple accounts without justification or explanation. XBL should adopt a similar policy. Why someone needs more than one gamertag is beyond me.
I've had the same 'tag since October, 2002. I've taken my XBox to numerous LAN parties and friends' homes to show off XBL. In every instance I've used my four year old 'tag. I have never needed another one. The only reason for a second 'tag, in my humble opinion, is a backup when you're trying to sneak around the system.
SQL> Delete From GamerTags Where Cheater = True;
What do Slumbering Lungfish Eat?
So, this is pretty cool to see. From what I gather, this will be Lore's first visit to Comic Con. Guy's gonna go out of his mind, with all the stuff he sees there (maybe I can recruit him for my anti-Lucasfilm propaganda campaign in the LucasArts pavillion! Perhaps I should actually put some organizational effort behind that!). I dropped him an email, behaving all the pathetic, bootlicking fanboy that I am, looking for a chance to at least shake his hand. Maybe I should get off my ass and get his book so I can at least look legitimate and ask for an autograph ;-).
Hopefully he'll have the time to drop by our regular pre-dinner-gathering-spot to say "Hello!" and shake my quivering, sweaty hand!
In other news, this year's schedule isn't out yet. Dagnabbit. I must know when /if Richard Taylor will be presenting anything regarding the Halo movie!
IT decided that my workstation needed to be relocated, on Friday. Things were still a mess, today. My power-user profile wasn't configured properly and I spent 2.5 hours, this morning, crippled as a result. Although that was corrected, I still can't configure my AS400 ODBC connectivity. They've promised to go ahead and move my PC, afterall, but seem to be taking their time doing so. Murphy's Law, in this instance, dictates that all the efforts I currently need to complete, require that I retrieve data from the AS400. Yay.
SQL> Select NewWorkstations From Building Where PreviousOwner <> 'FILTHY SLOB';
Hopefully he'll have the time to drop by our regular pre-dinner-gathering-spot to say "Hello!" and shake my quivering, sweaty hand!
In other news, this year's schedule isn't out yet. Dagnabbit. I must know when /if Richard Taylor will be presenting anything regarding the Halo movie!
IT decided that my workstation needed to be relocated, on Friday. Things were still a mess, today. My power-user profile wasn't configured properly and I spent 2.5 hours, this morning, crippled as a result. Although that was corrected, I still can't configure my AS400 ODBC connectivity. They've promised to go ahead and move my PC, afterall, but seem to be taking their time doing so. Murphy's Law, in this instance, dictates that all the efforts I currently need to complete, require that I retrieve data from the AS400. Yay.
SQL> Select NewWorkstations From Building Where PreviousOwner <> 'FILTHY SLOB';
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
Delta Blog
I made a few changes to the 'blog, tonight. I've done nothing major, but, I did make a few changes to my links section. I removed my 'blogging teammates, mostly because one hasn't posted in over six months and the other really only created his blog as a means to tell us of his time in Iraq. I also removed the "Links that are bigger than me" because, well, the sites I had posted there don't mean much to me, right now. Just, personal differences with some of them. I changed the link section names, not that anyone would notice that.
I added a silly description a few days ago and might change that. I don't know if I like it. I also added the MyGeoSpots banner, which I found through a link through a link at thirty one flavors. Or something. I'm going to keep an eye on it for a while, I have no idea if there's any traffic here and I don't like their banner much. If things don't really blossom on that map, I'm going to take it down.
There's a lot going on at HBO, these days. Some great speculation (some very intriguing content produced by Steven Loftus today, I love his work), thoughts, interpretations and concepts.
I got my "One One Se7en" / HBO / E3'06 tshirt today. It's pretty slick, good tshirt with an outrageously sized representation of One One Se7en's helmet, which I think is great. Can't wait to wear this one at 'Con.
We had a decent enough time at the field, yesterday, despite the low turnout. Nothing terribly exciting or annoying happened.
Things went well at the office, today. Got some solid changes to a report format set up and I started working on something new, using the same data from that report. Hoping to wrap it up tomorrow.
I'm starting to do more and more work on our UNIX server, although I'm still not taking full advantage of its capabilities. Or mine, for that matter. I need to remind myself to contact the guys in charge of the box to find out when we'll get DB2 facilities available for SAS queries. I'm really looking forward to CRONing some of the queries I need to run in our C/O system.
And that reminds me that I still need to order my "Children of the CRON" Tshirt from Jinx.
SQL> Select TShirts From tblGeekClothing Where SloganType = 'Really Bad Pun';
I added a silly description a few days ago and might change that. I don't know if I like it. I also added the MyGeoSpots banner, which I found through a link through a link at thirty one flavors. Or something. I'm going to keep an eye on it for a while, I have no idea if there's any traffic here and I don't like their banner much. If things don't really blossom on that map, I'm going to take it down.
There's a lot going on at HBO, these days. Some great speculation (some very intriguing content produced by Steven Loftus today, I love his work), thoughts, interpretations and concepts.
I got my "One One Se7en" / HBO / E3'06 tshirt today. It's pretty slick, good tshirt with an outrageously sized representation of One One Se7en's helmet, which I think is great. Can't wait to wear this one at 'Con.
We had a decent enough time at the field, yesterday, despite the low turnout. Nothing terribly exciting or annoying happened.
Things went well at the office, today. Got some solid changes to a report format set up and I started working on something new, using the same data from that report. Hoping to wrap it up tomorrow.
I'm starting to do more and more work on our UNIX server, although I'm still not taking full advantage of its capabilities. Or mine, for that matter. I need to remind myself to contact the guys in charge of the box to find out when we'll get DB2 facilities available for SAS queries. I'm really looking forward to CRONing some of the queries I need to run in our C/O system.
And that reminds me that I still need to order my "Children of the CRON" Tshirt from Jinx.
SQL> Select TShirts From tblGeekClothing Where SloganType = 'Really Bad Pun';
Monday, May 15, 2006
If you got questions...
...Ninja got answers!
It is important that you remember that. This ninja, he is very helpful.
OMG! This maniac has a PODCAST too! Go find it in iTunes and grab it! What a nut!
AHAHAHAH This one, is my favorite:
Quicktime Format
WMV Format
"Give him something black... Giving a ninja something black is like giving crazy to Angelina Jolie. It's like giving guns to Master Chief. It's like giving Dolly Parton boobs. We've already got plenty."
[awesome]
SQL> Select PajamaAssassin From tbl_StabbyGuys Where WeaponOfChoice = 'Shuriken';
It is important that you remember that. This ninja, he is very helpful.
OMG! This maniac has a PODCAST too! Go find it in iTunes and grab it! What a nut!
AHAHAHAH This one, is my favorite:
Quicktime Format
WMV Format
"Give him something black... Giving a ninja something black is like giving crazy to Angelina Jolie. It's like giving guns to Master Chief. It's like giving Dolly Parton boobs. We've already got plenty."
[awesome]
SQL> Select PajamaAssassin From tbl_StabbyGuys Where WeaponOfChoice = 'Shuriken';
Thursday, May 11, 2006
What's an Opus and I'm a Geek
My management team was in town this week for some "off site meetings". Basically, that means the meetings bring people from numerous sites to a single site for a series of discussions. In this case "off site" was "on site" for me. But, I digress.
Shortly after lunch, today, my current Ober Manager (manager's boss) stopped by my desk to see how things have been going, how my tools are working for me, etc. Basically just an attempt to see how my morale is, how satisfied I am with my job/work and the applications I utilize on a daily basis to get things done. The company buzzword (right now) for this is "wellness check". I hate company buzzwords. I try not to use them. Someone else used a stupid buzzword, later in the day: "actionable feedback". I think that just means "this is feedback I can use to improve myself". But, we can't just say that, now can we? Nope. Not in today's world of corporate doublespeak. But, again, I've digressed.
Anyway, when the Ober Manager sat down, I was listening to my iPod as I worked my way through a series of queries to support a report I've been trying to stabilize for several months. As is the custom, he inquired about my iPod:
"What are you listening to?"
"Oh, I've just got it on shuffle, right now."
"Huh?"
"Shuffle, it's just randomly playing songs."
"Oh, I don't have one of those things, so I don't know the lingo."
It's not that hard, I guess, but, hey, he's not a geek, technodick or whatever you want to say. I suppose one could say he's not young and hip, but I don't think that's fair, either. I simply think he doesn't grok the gadgets that make geeks excited. That's fine with me.
It was the next part of the conversation that kinda wrinkled my shirt:
"So what song is it playing, right now?"
"The Neptune Opus of Holst's 'The Planets'."
"The Planets? What the hell? What are you listening to?"
"It's a symphony, classical music, 'The Planets'."
"I have no idea what you're talking about."
I know I'm a geek, I freely acknowledge it. I have the tshirt. I've acknowledged that. I love being me and I've taken a long time coming to grips with who I am. But, man, don't bash on me because I like classical music, too. Everyone should be familiar with many of the great symphonies, orchestras, operas, etc. of the world. This is a dying artform, stifled more and more, everyday, by digitally fabricated noise.
May the best musician win. Seriously.
SQL> Select '*.mp3' From tbl_Symphonies Where Composer = 'Tchaikovsky';
Shortly after lunch, today, my current Ober Manager (manager's boss) stopped by my desk to see how things have been going, how my tools are working for me, etc. Basically just an attempt to see how my morale is, how satisfied I am with my job/work and the applications I utilize on a daily basis to get things done. The company buzzword (right now) for this is "wellness check". I hate company buzzwords. I try not to use them. Someone else used a stupid buzzword, later in the day: "actionable feedback". I think that just means "this is feedback I can use to improve myself". But, we can't just say that, now can we? Nope. Not in today's world of corporate doublespeak. But, again, I've digressed.
Anyway, when the Ober Manager sat down, I was listening to my iPod as I worked my way through a series of queries to support a report I've been trying to stabilize for several months. As is the custom, he inquired about my iPod:
"What are you listening to?"
"Oh, I've just got it on shuffle, right now."
"Huh?"
"Shuffle, it's just randomly playing songs."
"Oh, I don't have one of those things, so I don't know the lingo."
It's not that hard, I guess, but, hey, he's not a geek, technodick or whatever you want to say. I suppose one could say he's not young and hip, but I don't think that's fair, either. I simply think he doesn't grok the gadgets that make geeks excited. That's fine with me.
It was the next part of the conversation that kinda wrinkled my shirt:
"So what song is it playing, right now?"
"The Neptune Opus of Holst's 'The Planets'."
"The Planets? What the hell? What are you listening to?"
"It's a symphony, classical music, 'The Planets'."
"I have no idea what you're talking about."
I know I'm a geek, I freely acknowledge it. I have the tshirt. I've acknowledged that. I love being me and I've taken a long time coming to grips with who I am. But, man, don't bash on me because I like classical music, too. Everyone should be familiar with many of the great symphonies, orchestras, operas, etc. of the world. This is a dying artform, stifled more and more, everyday, by digitally fabricated noise.
May the best musician win. Seriously.
SQL> Select '*.mp3' From tbl_Symphonies Where Composer = 'Tchaikovsky';
What happens to me in May...
...It's pretty simple, actually. I start thirsting for Comic Con. I buy my airline ticket... complete my registration... start pounding the Comic Con Website on a regular basis, hoping to find that the year's schedule has been released. I start organizing all of my geektacular stuff (BTW, if you're a Halo geek, look at me shill-whore - Thanks MB! - my front page post on HBO).
This week really gets things going for me, because of E3. Ramp that up a certain insane factor thanks to the Halo 3 announcement on Tuesday and I'm just out of control.
Things got started when :rose: sent me a link to a Microsoft Press Conference summary written by Lore Fitzgerald Sjoberg. This cat used to write for The Brunching Shuttlecocks, which has been defunct for several years now. I miss their work immensely, particularly The Self Made Critic. After tearing through the link :rose: forwarded, I saw Lore's name and thought "Damn, that sounded like Lore [mouthfulofcrazynorwegianletters] from Brunching Shuttlecocks... I wonder if it's the same dude..." I did some research and lo and behold, it sure as hell was! Right on! But wait, what's this... he has a blog, too! Sweet! You can find a link to The Slumbering Lungfish in my "Bloggish Links" in the nav panel to the right. Cool, huh?
But that's not all! Look what else you get, folks! Well, "geek folks", probably the only types who bother with this insane rant space I've created on the web.
I finally remembered, tonight, that I need to rip Ultraman is Airwolf, for my iPod listening enjoyment and our Comic Con Geektacular Media Frenzy. I wasn't very surprised to discover that iTunes didn't recognize any of Ernie's track info... so... I cranked up his site to get the track listing information for iTunes and then did some more poking around. Come to find out, he's got a blog too (why was I surprised, stupid me). His updates to Synapses appear to be somewhat infrequent. But, there's some cool kit, there, wherein he links a couple TV spots he did for GameTap TV.
If you're familiar with Ernie, I think you'll get a kick out of seeing him in a dark arcade reading some of his poetry slam. He made mention that the spots might air, sometime, on [adult swim]... here's wishing him the best of luck! I look forward to seeing the man spout his stuff on one of my favorite program sessions!
More geek to come as Con gets closer!
SQL> Select InsaneMedia From tblGreatSatirists Where Coolness = 9.9*10^23;
This week really gets things going for me, because of E3. Ramp that up a certain insane factor thanks to the Halo 3 announcement on Tuesday and I'm just out of control.
Things got started when :rose: sent me a link to a Microsoft Press Conference summary written by Lore Fitzgerald Sjoberg. This cat used to write for The Brunching Shuttlecocks, which has been defunct for several years now. I miss their work immensely, particularly The Self Made Critic. After tearing through the link :rose: forwarded, I saw Lore's name and thought "Damn, that sounded like Lore [mouthfulofcrazynorwegianletters] from Brunching Shuttlecocks... I wonder if it's the same dude..." I did some research and lo and behold, it sure as hell was! Right on! But wait, what's this... he has a blog, too! Sweet! You can find a link to The Slumbering Lungfish in my "Bloggish Links" in the nav panel to the right. Cool, huh?
But that's not all! Look what else you get, folks! Well, "geek folks", probably the only types who bother with this insane rant space I've created on the web.
I finally remembered, tonight, that I need to rip Ultraman is Airwolf, for my iPod listening enjoyment and our Comic Con Geektacular Media Frenzy. I wasn't very surprised to discover that iTunes didn't recognize any of Ernie's track info... so... I cranked up his site to get the track listing information for iTunes and then did some more poking around. Come to find out, he's got a blog too (why was I surprised, stupid me). His updates to Synapses appear to be somewhat infrequent. But, there's some cool kit, there, wherein he links a couple TV spots he did for GameTap TV.
If you're familiar with Ernie, I think you'll get a kick out of seeing him in a dark arcade reading some of his poetry slam. He made mention that the spots might air, sometime, on [adult swim]... here's wishing him the best of luck! I look forward to seeing the man spout his stuff on one of my favorite program sessions!
More geek to come as Con gets closer!
SQL> Select InsaneMedia From tblGreatSatirists Where Coolness = 9.9*10^23;
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
Other Halo News
This is too cool for words. To say nothing of the fact that, of course, I'm going to Comic Con. I hope I don't get skunked, like I did last year!
Check me out!
I got me a few minutes of fame on HBO, today, thanks to the big news out of E3, yesterday! Another forum poster (Rachda) inspired an interesting thought and I wrote something up on it. Yay me!
If you're a Halo geek (not just a player) check it out here
If you're a Halo geek (not just a player) check it out here
Tuesday, May 09, 2006
Halo 3
Bungie 'fesses up.
Not a surprise, really. But, for those of us who enjoy this storyline, it's refreshing news.
The content in the news item has been enabled and is interesting (the FAQ is the best part, typical Bungie context).
It'd be great if the title releases on 1/1/7, but I won't get my hopes up. Odds are 11/7 will be the release date. Oh well.
Not a surprise, really. But, for those of us who enjoy this storyline, it's refreshing news.
The content in the news item has been enabled and is interesting (the FAQ is the best part, typical Bungie context).
It'd be great if the title releases on 1/1/7, but I won't get my hopes up. Odds are 11/7 will be the release date. Oh well.
Monday, May 08, 2006
Common Courtesy
1. Are you in the car? Are you driving? Are you the only one on the road? I know many of you fools believe that you are, that your mommies told you you're very special, but you are not the only person on the road. Are you on the cell phone? Well, hang up, dammit. There's other people trying to drive too!
2. Are you at the grocery store? Are you the person being served at the deli? You know, where someone has to ask you about what you're interested in? If so, HANG UP THE PHONE! You're being rude. The people behind the counter cannot help you and you're holding up the line, jerk!
3. Are you at the grocery store? Are you at the self serve express check out? Are you still on the goddamned phone? HANG UP! First off all, it's an express check out line. Second, it's self server. Nothing about talking on the phone while trying to ring up your own products is FAST, which is the point of the express check out. HANG UP THE PHONE, because, YOU'RE HOLDING UP THE LINE. If you want to talk on the phone, go stand in one of the regular lines, you jerk!
SQL> Select CellPlans Where GroceryStoreService = False;
2. Are you at the grocery store? Are you the person being served at the deli? You know, where someone has to ask you about what you're interested in? If so, HANG UP THE PHONE! You're being rude. The people behind the counter cannot help you and you're holding up the line, jerk!
3. Are you at the grocery store? Are you at the self serve express check out? Are you still on the goddamned phone? HANG UP! First off all, it's an express check out line. Second, it's self server. Nothing about talking on the phone while trying to ring up your own products is FAST, which is the point of the express check out. HANG UP THE PHONE, because, YOU'RE HOLDING UP THE LINE. If you want to talk on the phone, go stand in one of the regular lines, you jerk!
SQL> Select CellPlans Where GroceryStoreService = False;
Thursday, May 04, 2006
What A Backstabbing Cockbite(tm RvB)
I hate you, George Lucas.
I hate your marketing divions, George Lucas.
I hate your lies, George Lucas.
I hate the way you've released The Trilogy on DVD, George Lucas.
I hate what you did to Han Solo, George Lucas.
I hate 'Jedi Rocks', George Lucas.
I hate the freakin' prequels, George Lucas.
I hate Jar Jar Binks, George Lucas.
I hate the fall of the Jedi, George Lucas.
But more than anything I hate your backstabbing, cockbite ass, George Lucas.
I've got it better than many, including the greatest of Lucas's insulters (Scott Kurtz, may your opinions on The Dark One light our way forever!). I refrained from buying those filthy DVDs, a couple years ago, because of the content. I'm still not keen on purchasing DVDs that contain this... filth. This filthy vile, affront to The Trilogy.
But. I'll have the OE's.
But they're a bonus feature. HOW ON FREAKING EARTH IS THE ORIGINAL VERSION OF A FILM A "bonus feature"?! The original version IS THE FEATURE!
ARGH
I hate your marketing divions, George Lucas.
I hate your lies, George Lucas.
I hate the way you've released The Trilogy on DVD, George Lucas.
I hate what you did to Han Solo, George Lucas.
I hate 'Jedi Rocks', George Lucas.
I hate the freakin' prequels, George Lucas.
I hate Jar Jar Binks, George Lucas.
I hate the fall of the Jedi, George Lucas.
But more than anything I hate your backstabbing, cockbite ass, George Lucas.
I've got it better than many, including the greatest of Lucas's insulters (Scott Kurtz, may your opinions on The Dark One light our way forever!). I refrained from buying those filthy DVDs, a couple years ago, because of the content. I'm still not keen on purchasing DVDs that contain this... filth. This filthy vile, affront to The Trilogy.
But. I'll have the OE's.
But they're a bonus feature. HOW ON FREAKING EARTH IS THE ORIGINAL VERSION OF A FILM A "bonus feature"?! The original version IS THE FEATURE!
ARGH
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