Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Things That Suck

1. Best Buy and all of its ilk. Where's my Halo 2: Volume 2 soundtrack CD, you lousy freaks?! Not. Going. To. Stock. It. I'll show you!

I don't know how I'll show you, yet. But I'll show you. Something.

2. Modern filmmakers. Have you losers (filmmakers) noticed that Best Buy and its ilk now stock television show DVD's BEFORE movies? Have you seen this Spielberg, you HG Wells robbing HACK!!!

The American public now thinks so little of the utter waste you foist on us each week, that we'd rather puchase copies of The A-Team before copies of (excuse me while I vomit in my trash can) War of the Worlds: Special Stupid Spielberg Schlock.



It's a travesty, I tell you. Special effects do not a story make. What happened to the creativity? Go away. Stay out of our movie theaters. Do something more constructive with your lives.

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